Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Funny Classroom Joke!

Greetings everyone! I hope you all enjoyed your Valentine's Day this year. And if not, there's always next year.

So I thought I would share a lil humor with you. Found this joke written in one of my old notepads from about 8 years ago...enjoy!

"The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment and no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, Sir?" The class breaks up laughing. After they finally settle down, the teacher then responds to the student: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand." The students broke out laughing even harder than before!

Te heh hope this made you laugh! At least a lil bit come on! LoL

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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Funny Joke Of The Day

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' ... The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.."

LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (XD)

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